snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

Excreme

Excreme: a word made by combining Extreme and Excrement. It allows extreme sports enthusiasts to discuss pants shittingly, scary activities even in polite company: places where you can't say “pants shittingly scary”.

Extreme athlete A: “I heard that Shannon is going to try wing suit skiing… are you going too?!”

Extreme athlete B: “No way! That's to excreme for me.”

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