Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon

Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.

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Lime jelly

Slightly sweet, sour ball sweat with a much thicker consistency than duck butter found where the testicles and taint meet

Do you want some lime jelly for your toast?
My girlfriend can't figure out if my man mayo is bitter or if it's just my lime jelly.

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