T-Mac

Pronunciation: \Tee-Mak \

Function: Intransitive Verb

Etymology: Originating in Ajax Ontario

The act of utilizing one's charm and wit combined with their natural good looks to cause any desired female to be so overwhelmed with arousal that they instantaneously become DFA. (Down for Anything) Normally used to describe the most miraculous of hook-ups.

A. Travis- "Has that Mormon broad put out for you yet?"
Hayden- “I was beginning to lose hope, but last night I T-Mac’d that chastity belt straight off her.”

B. Hayden- “How was the club last night?”
Travis- “Well... from what I recall I legit T-Mac’d this hotty in front of everyone. By the end of the night my shirt was ripped open, I had scratch marks on my chest and a hickey on my right nipple... At 2 am. it was clear she was def DFA.”

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Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

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