Soft Rock

What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S NOT A ROCK!!! THAT’S COW POOP!!! THAT’S A SOFT ROCK!!!

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Snippy Pants

A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants

Yeah, you were being a snippy pants 👖