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I looked out my window the other day and saw this dude trying to boost my ride, so I shot him in the face.
When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.
Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!
your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores
I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!
when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
What homestarrunner says when strong bad tries to get him to say fhqwhgads.
Strongbad: Say it with a flourish...FHQWHGADS!
Homestar: FUBUMAGOO!
Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!
an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch
Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.