fuckin nose

your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores

I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!

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muscular pancake

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.

Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!

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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

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ratch

gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit.

My brother is ratch!

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french handshake

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

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dune coon

another nickname for a dot head or a person from those crappy countries such as Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia.

I went to the Quickie Mart and the dune coon raised all the prices!

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fubumagoo

What homestarrunner says when strong bad tries to get him to say fhqwhgads.

Strongbad: Say it with a flourish...FHQWHGADS!

Homestar: FUBUMAGOO!

Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!

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