Stark complex

A dependency for technology, not unlike fictional inventor Tony Stark

"Your office is like an Apple store, enough already, you have a Stark complex"

keeano

A person often associated with the actor Keanu Reeves as a reference due to namesake

"What's your name?"
"Keeano"
"Like 'Keanu Reeves'?"
"Yeah"

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"