Swirling cones

A quirky 'sweet' reverence to man on man sexual action.

Jane: "Did you see those guys swirling cones?"
Phil: " yeah! They were going at it!"
OR

Sam: " Hey! You wanna swirl cones?"
Tommy: "Duh!"

dune coon

another nickname for a dot head or a person from those crappy countries such as Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia.

I went to the Quickie Mart and the dune coon raised all the prices!

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fubumagoo

What homestarrunner says when strong bad tries to get him to say fhqwhgads.

Strongbad: Say it with a flourish...FHQWHGADS!

Homestar: FUBUMAGOO!

Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!

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boost

to steal

I looked out my window the other day and saw this dude trying to boost my ride, so I shot him in the face.

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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

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ratch

gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit.

My brother is ratch!

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cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

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