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valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017


halloween

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

Hell yeah Halloween rocks

by One little hellian October 03, 2017


Assclown

its the name who Cena calls everybody on his youtube video.

Cena: you little hippie assclowns

by One little hellian February 23, 2017


fornication

The way of losing your virginity before you get married.

Fuck it Im gonna fornicate. I rather lose my virginity to fornication rather than being married then losing virginity.

by One little hellian November 08, 2017


Daydreaming

Thing that kids do to escape school and reality

Teacher: Would anyone like to explain me this.
Kid says nothing

Teacher: you

Kid: what

Teacher: what were you doing

Kid: telling you to suck deez nuts.

Whole class laughs

In terms of reality the kid was daydreaming. Isn't clear and obvious that kids do this to escape reality.

by One little hellian February 15, 2017


dora

A girl who needs immediate therapy. Either that or she is high as fuck here. Thinking her bookbag can talk and throw objects up in the sky so where she can catch them. Then her retarded map she thinks can talk. It doesn't matter if the show is for little kids or not the way I see it she is on something or needs immediate therapy.Then her relationship with that fucking short ass monkey. Im suprised he hasn't lost his virginity. Oh wait they probably did it in boot's tree. While the little kids were looking into her backpack she probably stripped down and got bare ass naked.

Jesus, whatever Dora is on I need to get me some of that.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017


Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school

Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017