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internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.

Jeez wtf is wrong the internet

by One little hellian February 23, 2017


Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.

:( paw patrol is a messed up show.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

34πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


halloween

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

Hell yeah Halloween rocks

by One little hellian October 3, 2017

116πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Daydreaming

Thing that kids do to escape school and reality

Teacher: Would anyone like to explain me this.
Kid says nothing

Teacher: you

Kid: what

Teacher: what were you doing

Kid: telling you to suck deez nuts.

Whole class laughs

In terms of reality the kid was daydreaming. Isn't clear and obvious that kids do this to escape reality.

by One little hellian February 15, 2017

31πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


dora

A girl who needs immediate therapy. Either that or she is high as fuck here. Thinking her bookbag can talk and throw objects up in the sky so where she can catch them. Then her retarded map she thinks can talk. It doesn't matter if the show is for little kids or not the way I see it she is on something or needs immediate therapy.Then her relationship with that fucking short ass monkey. Im suprised he hasn't lost his virginity. Oh wait they probably did it in boot's tree. While the little kids were looking into her backpack she probably stripped down and got bare ass naked.

Jesus, whatever Dora is on I need to get me some of that.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

199πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school

Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017