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The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.
"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal
"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."
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Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower.
AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer
Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.
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A seasonal infestation of Yankees (as well as Midwesterners and Canadians) in sunny warm states in the South such as Florida (and also out West in Arizona). A snowbird is an elderly Yankee that migrates down to the South to winter when their natural habitat of New York, Ohio, or Michigan is too cold for them. Their migration begins in early September and lasts until April.
You can spot a snowbird by itâs white or graying hair color (or sometimes light blue or orange form a dye job gone bad), itâs pastel colored clothes, use of sweaters, socks in sandals or white tennis shoes, dark colored over sized sun glasses, and of course itâs irritating Yankee accent. They tend to drive over sized gas guzzling cars such as Lincolns and Cadillacâs because they are retired and have the money to spend.
Typically known to drive well under the normal speed in traffic, (about 35 MPH below and in the passing lane) and prone to rubbernecking therefore making places such as Florida the traffic accident capital of the US. Other than making driving conditions terrible for Native Floridians and other Southerners, snowbirds also infest restaurants, post offices, stores, doctorâs officeâs by the droves making it next to impossible to get it during the winter months. They in turn complain about how crowed it is and how they have to wait in line.
Even though tourist traps love snowbirds because of the revenue they bring, most people who are native to the states the snowbirds visit hate them with a passion and wish theyâd go home.
Those damn snowbirds caused another backup on I-75 this morning.
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A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isnât trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.
There are many a fruit fly in Florida.
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The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.
Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol
There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?
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A policeman or policewoman; one who works for the police force. They have the responsibility of keeping the public peace. This is done by patrolling their beat and investigating possible crimes. Police Officer's are the one's who often respond to calls for help when you dial 911 by coming out to the location. Most police officers are very helpful and friendly, unless of course you lead them on a high speed car chase or something to that effect.
Police officers often put their life on the line to protect people but do not often get the thanks they deserve.
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A sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic, romantic, and sexual desire for people of either gender. Often thought to cover the range between the two extremes of homosexuality and heterosexuality on the Kinsey scale. A bisexual is not necessarily attracted to both genders equally; they may very well be more attracted to one gender than the other.
Just remember, appearances can be deceiving. Someone you think looks straight may not be; likewise someone who to you looks gay, maybe bisexual. Donât judge people.
âSome people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.â- Anonymous quote on the internet.
"The bisexual is a curious creature, open to the possibility of finding a mate in either gender."
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