One Direction

One Direction is a boyband consisiting of five members, Harry Styles - 18, Liam Payne - 19, Niall Horan - 19, Zayn Malik - 19 and Louis Tomlinson - 20. They were formed on the X Factor UK, after all having been eliminated in bootcamp, they were reassembled by the judges. One Direction have millions of fans, who call themselves Directioners. They have two albums, Up All Night and Take Me Home. Louis, Zayn and Liam all have girlfriends, Eleanor Calder, Perrie Edwards and Danielle Peazer. Liam is afraid of spoons, Louis loves girls who eat carrots, Harry has a thing for "cougars", Niall is Irish and loves to eat, Zayn loves to look in mirrors and can't dance. People that claim to be Directioners, but don't know anything about the boys, their families o their girlfriends, are called Directionators.

Directioner: OMG! Have you heard Rock Me!? It's like the best!
Fan: Yeah, I've heard it and am trying to learn all the words!

Directionator: It's a brilliant song, I mean One Direction are fabulewis!
Directioner: You must be new...

ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND AREN'T GAY! THEY'V ALL HAD SEX BEFORE!!

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