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1. ) A man who is short in stature, but well endowed. This phenomenon occurs when a male is under 5'7", but has a penis of at least 7" in length.
2.) Something that looks like it should be small, but is in reality, rather large!
That kid is a total Piccolo! He's got an elephant's trunk between his legs!
Woman: If I had known that he was a Piccolo, I would have taken some painkillers before I let him fuck me. That really hurt.
Mary: Jane, why are you limping, are you alright?
Jane: I was just Piccolo'd! I never order the footlong at Subway!
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To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
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Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess Iรขยยll go ask Jerome instead.
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