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Going to bed so late at a sleepover that you can't get to sleep the next night.
Sarah went to bed at 4 am at the sleepover last night. Now she has Sleepover Insomnia.
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The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.
Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?"
Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."
SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
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I Want You So Bad I Can't Breathe, a song by OK Go.
"In your fitted raincoat and tangled winter hair
Cheeks a little rosy in the February air
And running through the subway to catch the uptown train
Spend the night just dancing
And running through the subway to catch the uptown train
Spend the night just dancing
I want you, yeah I want you
I want you, yeah I want you bad
So bad I can't think straight
So bad all my bones shake
So bad I can't breathe iwysbicb"