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Albin Boat

Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.

In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.

He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.

Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Albin Boat managed to save them in time.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2022


The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.

With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


The mirror

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan traveled across the land, they received word of a new danger. A strange mirror monster had been spotted in the region, and it was said to possess the power to copy the abilities of anyone who faced it.

Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.

After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.

Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.

Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.

The battle raged on, with the mirror monster copying each of the trio's powers and using them against them. It seemed like an impossible task to defeat such a foe, but the trio refused to give up.

As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.

Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.

The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.

Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


Fun at the Beach

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had been through many exciting and dangerous adventures together. After their last mission, they decided to take a break and enjoy some time together at the beach.

They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.

As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.

Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.

As the days went on, the trio found themselves growing closer than ever before. They realized that their friendship was stronger than any danger they had faced together.

One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.

As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.

With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.

(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.

After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


Toffelhjälten The Sequel

After defeating the Monster Mafia, Malte Wegbratt returned to his village, where he was greeted as a hero. But even as he rested and recovered, he knew that there were still many dangers in the world that needed to be faced.

One day, Malte received a message from a far-off land. The message spoke of a powerful wizard who had become corrupted by dark magic and was wreaking havoc on the countryside. The people of the land were in desperate need of a hero to stop the wizard and restore peace.

Malte knew that he had to answer the call. He put on his trusty Toffelhjälte shoes and set off towards the distant land.

As he journeyed through mountains and forests, Malte encountered many obstacles. He battled fierce monsters, navigated treacherous terrain, and endured harsh weather. But through it all, he remained resolute, driven by his desire to help those in need.

Finally, Malte arrived in the land of the corrupted wizard. He saw that the wizard had indeed unleashed terrible magic on the countryside. Villages were destroyed, crops withered, and animals fell ill.

Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He approached the wizard's stronghold, a towering castle surrounded by a moat of dark, swirling energy.

Using his Toffelhjälte shoes, Malte leaped over the moat and landed on the castle's outer walls. He scaled the walls with ease and soon found himself in the wizard's throne room.

The wizard was a fearsome sight. He wore a cloak of darkness and wielded a staff of black crystal. He sneered at Malte and raised his staff to strike.

But Malte was not afraid. He used his Toffelhjälte shoes to dodge the wizard's spells and strike him with lightning-fast kicks. The wizard was powerful, but Malte was faster and more agile.

In the end, Malte emerged victorious. He shattered the wizard's staff and banished the dark magic from the land. The people of the land rejoiced, and Malte was hailed as a hero once again.

And even though there were still many dangers in the world, Malte knew that he had the courage, skill, and heart to face them all. He continued to use his Toffelhjälte shoes to help those in need, and his legend grew even greater with each passing year.

This was the Toffelhjälten The sequel.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


The Bestest of Friend

The trio had been through so many adventures together, fighting monsters, rescuing kingdoms, and saving the day. They had faced countless dangers, overcome impossible obstacles, and grown stronger with each challenge.

As they sat around the campfire, enjoying the warmth and comfort of each other's company, they looked back on all that they had been through. They shared stories, jokes, and memories, reminiscing about all the good times they had shared.

It was then that Malte spoke up. "Guys, I just want you to know that you're the best friends I've ever had. I don't know what I would do without you. You've always been there for me, and I appreciate that more than anything."

Vilmer nodded in agreement. "Same here. You guys are like family to me. I don't think I could have faced half of the things we've been through without you."

Johan smiled. "You're not alone. I feel the same way. You guys are my best friends in the entire world, and I'm grateful for every moment we've spent together."

The three friends sat there, basking in the warmth of their friendship. They realized that no matter what happened in the future, they had each other, and that was all they needed. They knew that they could face anything together and come out stronger on the other side.

As the night wore on and the stars twinkled above, they made a promise to each other. They promised to always be there for one another, to always support and encourage each other, and to never forget the bond that they shared.

And so the trio went to sleep, content in the knowledge that they were the bestest of friends in the entire world.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023