Stacey

An attractive foid, that can get males to buy her food just by flirting with them. The opposite of a Becky.

Stacey has been with half the guys on the baseball team.

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Goy slop

Unhealthy food.

Henry: "I blame my parents for my weight problem - when I was a kid, they allowed me to eat too much goy slop."

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brotherpill

The reality that foids would rather have sex with their brothers, than give a virgin incel a chance.

Kyle: “The brotherpill really woke me up to how poorly women view adult male virgins.”

Richard: “Yeah, siblings are having intercourse, while incels get nothing.”

Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.

Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”

Hippie Parents

Hippie Parents are one of the best types of parents to have. Hippie Parents are located all over the United States, but are mainly concentrated in Northern California.

Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).

Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”

Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.

Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us

Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.

Joe: Hey Steve, are you sure it's cool if we smoke pot in your backyard?

Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.

Joe: Lucky!

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Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

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chadout

An incel who starts behaving like a normie.

Danny: “Ever since Jimmy lost weight, he has been acting like a total chadout.”