Lorna

What is a Lorna?:

A Lorna, often described as a proper Essex girl who can sit in the pub and out drink most lads.

A lorna's natural habitat:

A lorna can often be found throwing a lass of gin across the bar in a local London pub most Saturdays in an effort to get the attention of a lad behind the bar.

To be a lorna:

A lorna is an innately good egg. However, the true weakness of a lorna is defined to be copious amounts of alcohol and a texas Tom 8 incher (sausage or human, you choose... )

When approaching a lorna make sure you display at least 8 inches of something! If it's not 8 inches, she ain't interested.

Remember - A true lorna will never reveal here real age, she's always 'old enough' .

Lorna as an act or verb:
'The Lorna' is an act created on a casino boat in Gibraltar when referring to someone giving it the old texas Tom challenge. That's how she likes to gamble.

Person 1: 'Man, did you see that Lorna last night? Totally devoured those 8 inches of texas Tom'

Person 2: 'Yeah, that was a proper Lorna, she doesn't mess about'.

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