Apolojaculate

The apology you spit and sputter out in a drunken stupor for all the stupid things you did in a drunken stupor.

I really ... I really ... Lemme start again ... Is that my drink or yours ...ah, wa'ever ... Now, likeIwuzsayin ... I r-e-a-l-l-y ... Wanna apolojaculate for drawing penishes all over yer gramma. I know a wake'sshupposhed to be a soblum, a sawmun, a really soluminate thing. Luv ya man.

awkaward

Best Tweet blunder of the day

Because of your total lack of foresight, forethought and whatever other fores you want to fit into this sentence (you know what I mean, son't say you didn't), twitter has officially nominated you for today's awkaward.