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When you take a shit on the floor and throw it at your girlfriend and then proceed to pleasure your partner in the arse
john - King Kong That Bitch Melissa
Nathan - Already Have Mate
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When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it
Jack - here's a coffee Jodie
Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
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