Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

Fridging

the act of looking longingly into a fridge hoping a food substance will inspire you but without reward.

Jesus, Derrick! Stop fridging. Shut the bloody door. You keep staring into the fridge like different food is going to magically appear. News flash. It won’t.