Shmu shmu

Words used to show affection in a way of mocking overly PDA couples

"aw babe I love you shmu shmu shmu"
"Oh cutie patootie pie shmu shmu I love you too"

Hahwe

When you are texting your ex you have slight feelings for and say "ily" but try to distract them from that with typos

"ily" "hahwe" "damn typos" "hehe***"