Duck Humper

Some one sexually involved with a duck

Dam did you see that Duck Humper get on that duck!

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Nose Milk

When your drinking cold milk and a friend tells a joke or says something that is so funny that the milk comes out your nose.

I told my friend a joke as he was drinking his milk and he began laughing so hard he had nose milk.
Dam what's that white stuff coming out your nose.

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Seymouron

1. A person born in the City of Seymour Texas.
2. A person that lives in the City of Seymour Texas.
3. A person that drinks the water and suffers a sharp decrease in I.Q.

See idiot

I explain something to them in such a way that even a five year old would understand, they look at you and say "duah"?
those Seymourons.

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