squidgy

After you take a shit and not wipe very well. Then, when you sweat it goes down your butt crack and they mix together. Thus, forming a mixture of slipperness in your butt cheeks.

After getting done in the gym I noticed I had some squidgy going on.

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Organasm

(noun) An organized, planned or scheduled orgasm executed in a timely and/or structured manner.

Example: “She could not meet Jane for lunch because she already had an organasm scheduled with her husband at that same time.”