Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

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Scooby Doo Logic

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.

"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.

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Urban Ad Rage

The annoying feeling obtained from seeing too many of those odd advertisements that you get while wasting time exploring Urban Dictionary. Such ads often seem confusing at first but most always tun out to be about a combination of sex and something else that's considered moderately cool or interesting by the general public in that they can really be created using this formula:

somewhat appealing topic + common sexual word or phrase + "click here/now" or some sort of special offer= advertisement

Too much exposure may lead to turning off your web browser or computer without warning, and possibly may even lead to the damage or destruction of said computer. rare cases may lead to actually clicking on the ad.

Possible Advertisements:

"Alien Abduction Orgy! Click here!"

"300 Spartans Sex! First month free!"

"Machine Gun Girls Striptease! Click Now!"

"Millionaire women want to have sex with YOU! First date free!"

"One click for a Roman Orgy! Click Now!"* (see below)

"Horny Wood Elves! Click Here!"

"Get Na'vi babes knocked up! Click Now!"

After seeing all of those ads on Urban,

You: "FUUUUUCKKKK THISSSSSS." *breaks computer over knee*

or

(probably not) You: "Fuck it. I can't take it anymore." *clicks ad*

Both are forms of Urban Ad Rage.

*turns out this actually was put up on the site, but it still fits the formula

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Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

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topplehi

1. That look that your girlfriend's dad gives you when you meet him for the first time; esp. effective when used looking over the shoulder of your girlfriend as she hugs him.

2. A cockblocking stare.

At fist I was excited to meet Kelly's family for the first time, and they all seemed nice, but as soon as her dad gave me the topplehi over her shoulder, I knew that the next two hours would be rough. What a cockbocking son of a bitch.

Pumped Up Kicks

A song by Foster the People.

I want to hug it.

"♩All the other kids with the...♫"

"AAGGHHH! PUMPED UP KICKS! I WANT TO HUG IT!"

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