MPIB

My piano is brown.

Man: "My Piano is brown."
Woman: *moans"
Man 2: "He used the MPIB strat, how genius"

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

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When COVID is over

"When COVID is over" is a twitter trend where people joke about corona-virus never going away, whilst comparing it to pop culture trends and things people tend to never finish, like laundry.

"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When one direction comes back"
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When my laundry is done"

KFKFKFKFKFKF

Used when somebody is expressing their laughter.

Example:

Girl 1: Chile anyways-
Girl 2: KFKFKFKFKFKF NOOOO-

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Poosy cet

Somebody with a strong accent might call their cat a "Poosy cet" Instead of a Pussy cat.

Man: I just got a kitten from the shelter yesterday.
Woman: WHERE POOSY CET?

Breathing and living

Pls stop doing that

man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"