Kalagianed

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.

Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.

fopsie

Apparently, it is supposed to mean "foxie" in furry terminology. There is no known logic behind it other than metastasized stupidity.

FennecBob: I've gotta be a goodfopsie and werk now

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