i dunno

1) Means "I don't know". Contrary to popular belief, does not mean "Keep asking me the same question and maybe an answer will pop up."

1) Her "What turns you on about bondage?"
Me "I dunno"
Her "Is it being tied down or having no control or having to place your trust in someone?"
Me "I don't know you stupid bitch! Stop asking the damn question!"

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pro-family

1) A idea in life that home is where the heart is, and gays should not be allowed to have either.

2) A less obvious way of announcing you are a bigot. Most likely white, upper-class, and christian.

1) I'm pro-family, and gays should not be allowed to marry.

2) I'm not a bigot, I'm pro-family! Come see my white snobbish children. Hurry! Church is about to start.

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ADHDH

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Happiness

ADHD Happiness occurs when someone has ADHD and has a large release of dopamine.

He is very happy. Must not have taken his ADHD medication today, resulting in a lack of crankiness and a rise in ADHDH symptoms.

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manmoist

The act of a man being aroused to the point where he secretes copious amounts of precum without developing a hard-on.

1. Dude! That chick is so hot! She makes me manmoist just thinking about banging her!

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AFAIAC

1) Acronym for "As Far As I Am Concerned".

1) AFAIAC, we should make the pie higher.

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bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

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The Anti-Clan

1) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because they are ridiculous and don't know what they are doing.

2) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because clan members never go onto any server by themselves, for doing so would show their lack of skill.

1) What is that clannie doing? The battle is on the ground not in the sky!

2) Look at those clannies stacking the teams, why don't you people fight one on one you losers!

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