The fear of Saturn, the 6th planet in the solar system
Dude 1: Did you know some people are scared of saturn??? Itâs called Tuxiphobia
Dude 2: Really????
GYYYAAAAAAAAAATTTT
Guy 1: Look at that gyatt!
Guy 2: GYAAAAAATTT
A fear of ripped jeans.
Dude imagine having Etsciditeasgenuensesophobia