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Tears that does not come from sadness or any other feelings, but strictly as a course of beeing smashed through time and spare.
"it's just keta-tears, dont worry friends"
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Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
A Black, or Afro American, incel.
- "It was not just your typical Incel who murdered the girl. This guy was a Incel Washington!"
- "Are you for real? I've heard that Incel Washingtons are super rare!"
The term were thought up by a group of Skateboarding enthusiastic church-piccolos, working at Southern Oaks Free Will Baptist Church at Santa Fe Avenue, Oklahoma City, USA. The initial purpose of the 16 church-piccolos were to unionize and force the administration to install moving walkways/pavements in the halls of the church as well as all the way around the church.
The group believed, that when the towns people were visiting the church, they should be moving at all times times, and prevent them from moving too slowly, or standing completely still, as if they did, theybwould be in great risk of being contaminated by the desert wind carrying a plauge of the native Indians that would turn any good Christian into an abusive agnostic.
The church adm. refused to meet their demands So the group organized under the name; Anti Agnostic Arh Angels and Christian Board Lords (AAAACBL).
The legal battles between the church adm. and AAAACBL lasted for 12 years and left the 16 first members and their descendants in debt.
Several members of the AAAACBL, now facing their faith as homeless Skaters, all fell into alcohol- and drug abuse.
Short after the trial were lost, the term were spoken for the first time when three founding members found their friend, lying dead in front of the churced, killed by drugs and alcohol.
- Thus one of the three spoke: "Look, fellow Rouges street athletes! Our brother cleared a Front Side 180 Sad Flip.
God Danm Papa, if you eat my pistacios I might do a Sad Flip by shooting my own dick of and you'll end up being the dad of a dead and dickless son of the streets!
The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"
Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then