Negan

Its a roleplay act. The man dresses up like Negan. He wraps barbed wire around his dick and fucks his old lady's face until an eye pops out. Often associated with a lucille.

She said she had a headache so i gave her a real negan

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Schoolie

Its when you hire a bus driver to chauffeur you and your old lady round town while you sit in the back of the bus and finger her while having sustained eye contact with the driver.

She told me she wanted to feel like a cheerleader again so i gave her a real schoolie.

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