Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

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Memegendered

Someone who claims to be any gender other than male or female.

It might be a real gender or it might not exist, I don't fucking know.
Other "genders" are often joked about in memes. That is where the word comes from.

It comes from the "There are only two genders," meme. Anything other than the first two generic genders would be a memegender.

If you knew that I was bullied in the third grade for being a refrigerator door handle would you be saying that? I don't know, after all, you're just a misogynistic homophobic transphobic xenophobic memegendered sexist pig. (From user: ImportedSocks, 2016)