saxo

Citroen Hatchback car, replaced far superior AX. Driven by lowlifes such as Chris Smyth who think that it is a high performance car when in fact it can barely outrun a bus. Often seen in Tamworth.

Ive just got a new stereo for my Saxo

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bostik

Brand of glue, popular with glue sniffers due to its high solvent content.

"You been on the Bostik again?"

Oracle

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

I am an Oracle!

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corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

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apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

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shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

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del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

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