Aiva

Aiva's are a wild species of women, who are curvy and extremely sexy. No one knows why Aiva's are always so curvy and beautiful. Scientists can't tell if Aiva's are grown sexy after they're named Aivas, or one's parents sense that their daughters MUST be named Aiva at birth, all unknowing she will grow up to be a sexy big breasted, round assed, beautiful face, knockout of a woman. One thing is for sure though, Aiva's are always hot. Always.

Pregnant lady: "Honey, what should we name our daughter?"
Future dad: "Not sure...but I just have this urge to name her something with an A. How about Anna?"
Pregnant lady: "You know, I had a dream of a goddess named Aiva. Let's name her that!"
Future dad: "That sounds lovely. I looked it up and it means "bird" in Latin. Yeah, let's go with that"

(Unknowingly names their daughter the name that will give her a sexy body)

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aiva

A chick with big boobs.

Emma: Why do Aiva's always have big breasts?
Jane: You noticed that too?! Hey Aiva, what's your bra size?
Aiva: Size G.

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cc

It means your Credit Card.

Customer: How do I delete my cc information?
Customer support: You can delete your credit card information by GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT SETTINGS PAGE, WHERE IT'S UNIVERSALLY WHERE IT'S ALWAYS LOCATED!!!!!

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