Sam Bowie

To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*

Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.

"I'm about to Sam Bowie"

Past Tense:

"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"