Its Cashcard Outside!!

When you are having such a late night that when you are on your way home it is getting light outside and the sky is the same colour as a Halifax cashcard.

Leaving your mate Alans house at 5am and the sky is getting light, you say 'Its Cashcard Outside!!'

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space hopping

The act of freezing a poo until it is firm enough to use as a dildo, either on yourself or a partner.

Space hopping...What eskimos have to do, probably

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