Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

ACBC

All Computer is Bad Computer

Steve: there's an issue with the licensing server so we cant use the software we bought
John: ACBC

tabyss

When you open too many internet tabs in the hopes of getting to them later, to the point where you will never look at them and end up closing your browser without viewing them.

Dave: Hey, did you check out that video I sent you?
John: Oh, sorry, I must have lost it in the tabyss.