Fish posting

A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.

User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.

Thot

(Adjective) A woman between the ages of 18-34. They typically describe themselves as spiritual but not religious. They also love your dog more than you even though it has the lifespan of a raccoon with brain cancer. They typically think they are special compared to other girls, but in reality they are more average than a 30 year old white male in the United States.

"I'm not like other girls"-thot
"If you say that one more time I will put a .45 caliber bullet in your head"-30 year old white male in the United States

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Nathan

To terribly disfigure plastic silverware. Typically done by a white boy named Nathan. His friends hate him for this; however, he still feels the need to show the horribly disfigured silverware to them, despite their rage and suffering.

Nathan: "yo look at this silverware"
Anderson: "Nathan, my disappointment in you is immeasurable and my day is ruined. I cannot believe you would disfigure this plastic silverware despite being a little white boy. You know the pain caused by this act. This is the last straw, we have been friends for many years and this is the 7th silverware that has been mangled so far. Do not contact me again."
Spench:"*dances with saxophone followed by an extensive explanation of star wars lore."

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Crystal

Adj; the name of a forty year old white woman who is into astrology, healing crystals, and most importantly, crystal methamphetamines. She typically has 4 metric tons of makeup on her face at any givin time, granting her the strongest neck muscles of any human to ever live.

Joe: "Hey Crystal"

Crystal: * high on every single drug ever *

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Lithuanian

Someone who has sex with somebody else

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"

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