Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

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Oakton High School

A run down pile of construction shit. Consists of self conceited people, cardboard lunch, and ignorant teachers. (Some are chill)

Shoutout to the girls who all sit in the big stall in the bathroom and hog up all the space.

Person 1- “Yo, Oakton High School lost the football game, again??”
Person 2- “Yeah, they need to get their crap together”

Person 1- “Why are all the trailers so cold?!”
Person 2- “It’s to prevent the teachers from breathing fire”

Snitch

A living demon. They think they are so powerful. Ancestor of the common Black Mailer. Originated from the pits of hell.

Little brother: “I saw you playing COD last night, I’m telling mom”
You: “Dude I have never done anything to you, don’t be a snitch”