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batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)

I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.

by Organist_USA March 30, 2024


Guilt-trip-tray

The tray at a party which contains raw vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, snow peas, squash, and zucchini; it goads one to eat healthy, low calorie, bad-tasting foods whilst juxtaposed against unhealthy, fattening, good-tasting foods, and causes guilt trips in most who choose its alternatives.

I eat one thing each from the guilt-trip-tray at parties, before I eat the good stuff; that justifies unlimited calories afterward.

by Organist_USA May 8, 2019


Guilt-trip-tray

A tray displaying raw vegetables, found at a party. Its presence induces guilt in those who do not eat at least one of each type of its contents.

I ate as much highly-caloric food as I wanted at the party, but only after eating at least one of each raw vegetable from the guilt-trip-tray.

by Organist_USA October 8, 2019