Timmy Experience

When nothing goes your way and you hate yourself.

Friend 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Friend 2: "I'm having the Timmy Experience."
Friend 1: "Tough"

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Saulo Minute

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.

Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"