Dangerbeat

The act of masturbating when someone could find you at any time (ie: in the kitchen), the aim being to finish before you are found.

Guy #1:Dude, I'm going to the store, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Guy #2: dangerbeats

hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.

Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*

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