Dirty Butler

To go on a first date with a girl who ate chili one hour previous to your encounter, and to aggressively finger her asshole just as she's squirting resulting in a complete evacuation of all lower body fluids typically creating a massive shit mess on your own body parts and anything nearby.

I was banging this chick and got really tired so I asked her to use her dildo on herself while viciously fingering her anus to regain some HP so I could continue banging. Unfortunately, she began cumming and I ended up giving her a dirty butler