Yeeter

Your friend named "Peter" who is a chill dude.

What's up yeeter?

Wump

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

vape talk

talking while exhaling smoke (typically from vaporizers) resulting in a muffled sounding voice

person 1: damn bro this blue lemonade ice is hitting bro (exhaling smoke)
person 2: bro stop vape talking