Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

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Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.