homeosexual

You are straight but you either like boys who look like girls or girls who look like boys. From the Greek "homeo" meaning "similar".

Lara's boyfriend Kurtis looks so much like a girl she must be a homeosexual

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islamobore

Someone who cannot stop going on and on and on about Islam.

If you think Tom Cruise is always talking about Scientology you should hear him when he's being an islamobore.

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Natla

Ruler of Atlantis, villian of Tomb Raider

That Natla has very long fingernails, but I like her big red bat wings

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Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

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Attack Comms

A euphemism used by the Tory Party for lying

George Osborne has been put in charge of Attack Comms against the Labour Party

Jagflation

Inflation combined with an economy geared to benefit people who drive Jags.

Gideon supports jagflation becuase he'll be able to afford another butler.

Amilitos

A word that is only meant to be read off the page, not said out loud.

Nobody says "LOL" out loud unless they are making fun of on-line chat because it is an amilitos.

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