The act of masturbation while imagining that the person over the line that you're talking to is sexually interacting with you, and vice versa.
I lived far away from her, so the two of us had some hot phone sex.
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The All Things Not Weezer bulletin board. Need be more said?
I've lost many an hour frequenting ATNW.
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A band which prides itself on being a very foul, if not hi-fucking-larious band that uses only acoustic instruments.
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do...
-Tenacious D
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The act of wrapping saran wrap over a person's head and then deficating on it.
I saw this one hardcore porn where this guy gives this girl a hot karl, it's fucking gross.
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