The obsession of the afflicted person to visit and use each and every toilet they pass by no matter how long ago they last went to one.
Person A: "Wait, I just gotta do something..."
Person B: "...wait, please tell me your not going to that toilet, OMG you and your f'ing toilet bug!"
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A person who is in a relationship
The opposite of single
A:"hey remember that girl who kept flirting with me last night? Turns out she was album after all."
B:"What? I thought for sure she was single!"
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