Chomik

To do a Chomik is when one slams on their brakes while driving and leaves skid marks on the road for more than six feet in length.

1: "I was driving on the Pulaski Skyway today and someone did a mad Chomik!!"

2: "Really?! How long were the skid marks?"

1: "At least 20 feet!!"

2: "Whoa man!"

"I did a Chomik today because a fat squirrel ran in front of my car"

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Masshole

Those Massachusetts licensees who drive in upstate New York at excessive speed and tailgate slower drivers. They are prime targets of New York State Troopers on parkways and interstates. This behavior derives from the greater degree of urbanization of greater Boston, with its attendant accelerated pace of life, and the lax enforcement of speed limits by Massachusetts police.

"Pull into the right lane and let that Masshole in the SUV pass you out"

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