nippli erecti

Hard, erect nipples.

"Wet tee shirt contests sure bring out the nippli erecti!"

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hog on

n., an erect penis; a raging hard-on

"Man, the dude in that porn flick must've whacked his hog on for an hour!"

"Woke up with a huge hog on this morning."

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