yo momma

a term used in middle school to make fun each other by saying how fat, ugly, ect. your mom is

yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Shawheen

Shawheen is the coolest guy, with a hot girlfriend. He is tough and dosnt like to show his sensitive side. Though it’s definitely there. He is quite a gentlemen and treats women with respect. He super outdoorsy and likes to live his life to the fullest. He’s probably the most determined guy you know and will probably end up being filthy rich. He also lived his girlfriend very much muah

Omg is that Shawheen , he’s so hot and cool

Ovadia

a jewish last name that probs belongs to a girl named Eden

person1: hey whats her last name

person2: Ovadia

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