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Spike made a movie named "Do the Right Thing".
The movie had a message. The message was that if you do not get what you want from people, you should attack them. Violence is an appropriate response to frustration.
That dude won't let you cut in line?
Let's Spike Lee his ass!
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Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.
"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.
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Road Rage is a condition that is created when lazy, uninterested and/or overworked traffic cops let ignorant drivers operate their vehicles in an illegal and aggressive manner that irritates the drivers around them. The end result is Road Rage. Road Rage can result in anything from foul gestures to the offending asshole being shot.
Until the police increase the number of citations they issue to asshole drivers, Jagoffs in Las Vegas will continue to create more Road Rage.
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Porter Rican is how people from Wisconsin pronounce "Puerto Rican".
Sven: "That's an Italian der, aint it hey?"
Ollie: "Nah, dats a Porter Rican, eh".
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The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.
The Crocodile Hunter cashed out.
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A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!
She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!
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Florida: God's waiting room.
Florida is where old people move to, drive like Mr. Magoo, then die.
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