purnugruphu

Purnugruphu is discount porn, it’s usually filmed in a back alley with low lighting behind a bar.

Friend 1: “ YO I was invited to a back alley come join me!!!”
Friend 2: “No, Purnugruphu is terrible”

December 25

Christmas

Duh

Guy: ITS DECEMBER 25 YA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!
Other Guy: Its Christmas

Duh

December 20

The day where everyone apologizes to the Loser of the class.

Bully 1: Ha your a weeb, loser
Bully 2: DUDE CHILL it’s December 20
Bully 1: You right I’m sorry weeb person

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Ddidjsisoaisj

You are so insanely bored you just hit your head on the keyboard.

Duuuude I’m bored *thwack*
Yooooo ddidjsisoaisj I’ll just click enter

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Bleatus

It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
*works with humans too

Goat a: BLEATUS
Goat b: Damn goat c, goat a just impregnated someone

Goat c: dammmmmmn

September 22

The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.

Person A: It’s September 22!

Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*